Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Boogers over Greens

As a chef, I shop a lot and have found it interesting eavesdropping on other conversations. Recently, I over heard a burly manly, man and his wife perusing the assortment of spinach, kale, collards, and mustard greens. She was begging him to try greens for the sake of his health.
He stated that he hated green food, "and would rather eat a gooey booger than spinach". What a Bluto, eh?

Hope he enjoys macular degeneration, osteoporosis, and glaucoma.

Iceberg Lettuce, relatively speaking, has the same nutrients as this piece of paper.

Universally Yours,
Chef Wendell

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